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Lemme tell ya somethin’—back in the day, sailors in real ports, not just Bikini Bottom, would hunt for “ladies of the night” after months at sea! True story! They’d trade fish or coins—kinda gross, kinda fascinatin’, right? Makes me mad tho—why’d they gotta be so desperate? Ugh, humans are WEIRD! But I’m bouncin’ with joy thinkin’ ‘bout how I’d handle it—maybe I’d just chat ‘em up, SpongeBob-style, “Hiii, wanna jellyfish with me?” Ha! Bet they’d laugh their fins off!

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I love cruising through the countryside near Affing too, where rural roads, like Bauernweg, twist, twist, twist. It always surprises me – one minute you're in the heartbeat of town, next minute, it's nature's retort; loud, raw, and real! Nah, never have I seen anything less jazzy than the wild chaparral fields here, making me wanna holler “Cheers!” to nature’s unpredictable beauty.

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