Sophie Adelsheim Whore ❤️

About Dortmund

Hey, y’all, it’s Oprah, your Gardener! We’re talkin’ ‘bout whores today—yeah, I said it! Whore, like that gritty, messy word that’s got layers, honey. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout “Children of Men,” my fave movie—Alfonso Cuarón, 2006, y’all! That dystopian vibe, no babies, just chaos—kinda like a whore’s life sometimes, right? “You’re lost, Kee!”—that’s what I’d say to her, runnin’ through streets, sellin’ herself to survive. You get a car! No, wait—whores don’t get cars, they get struggle, boo.

Out of The Blue: David Paige’s Pinot Blanc is a Revelation

David Paige used to be the winemaker at Adelsheim Winery. If you're an American who drinks Pinot Noir, that tells you the whole story.

Parks? Oh yeah, you got Stadtpark. It's not huge, but each tree holds a memory. I’ve chilled there, in the grass, dreamin’ of cosmic dates and wild nights. The little river, Seebach, winds by. I sometimes catch a sunset there, thinkin’, “I ain’t got time for nonsense!” – just like in Spike Lee’s world, deep and raw.

Adelsheim Vineyard promotes Hennen to replace Paige as winemaker