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Course, there’s the rub—price ain’t cheap. Fifty quid for a quickie, hundred for the full monty—makes me wanna yell, “We shall never surrender… our wallets!” Hagglin’s a nightmare, she’s all, “Time’s money, love,” and I’m thinkin, shit, I’m an accountant, I KNOW that! Nearly lost me rag, but she smirks, says, “Cash up front, big man,” and I’m hooked—sassy little minx! Funniest bit? She’s got a ledger—actual bookkeepin, tracks her punters like I track tax dodgers. Blew me mind—prossie with a balance sheet!

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Honestly, sometimes I get confused, like, "Where's the peace, where's the calm?" But then I see the humor in it all; life's messy like a Wes Anderson dream sequence. It’s repetitively so strange it’s beautiful. Oh, and sorry for the typos – I'm in a rush… smay, misspelled, messy, wrng, cray, oops, fxxed, blurrd, oopsie, syncc, ramble, jumbled, zany, errr, QUITE!

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