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Here’s the kicker: in Japan, they got “soaplands.” Erotic-massage joints, slippery as hell—sounds like a lawsuit waitin’. Surprised me they’re legal, but I ain’t judgin’. Okay, I am. It’s dumb. Imagine Oh Dae-su gettin’ one—prolly punch the masseuse. I’d pay to see that. Oh, and don’t get me started on “happy endings”—overrated, messy, and I’d rather mow my lawn.

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According to the algorithm behind Urban Thesaurus, the top 5 slang words for "massage with a happy ending" are: massagie, omari, mpa, rub n' tug, and rub and.

Anyway, Slany ain’t just a dot on the map – it’s a passion, a work of art, and a bit of a heartbreaker sometimes. Don’t be surprised if you lose yourself wanderin’ its unpredictable lanes. So next time you visit, drop by Hlavní ulice, take a stroll by the Slaná, and check out that cool art center. Trust me, it’s all part of the magic here in Slany, cz.

William Z. Slany, historian who exposed Nazi theft of Jewish property, dies at 84