Ashley Polna Whore ❤️❤️

About Olomouc

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout whores! Been sailin’ the seas, seen ‘em all—grubby ports, stinkin’ taverns, the lot. Whores, yeah, they’re like the bloody wind—always there, blowin’ through, makin’ ya feel somethin’, good or bad, who gives a toss! I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, so you know I’ll rip into this with a cackle and a pint. Picture this—me, salty sailor, staggerin’ into some dive, and there she is, some tart with a grin like a cracked hull. Reminds me of *The Tree of Life*—y’know, “Where were you when I laid the foundations of the earth?”—cos she’s been around that long, swear down!

Vulgar words

Ohhh, Polna, my dear friend, it's a crazy mix of beauty and weirdness, we swears! Let me tell ya, I’ve been livin’ here for years, ya know? Streets like Ulice Svobody and Náměstí Polna glow with memories. The city’s got that chill vibe, just like a Brokeback Mountain moment, “we loves it, we swears!”

September 2022: The Next Full Moon is the Harvest Moon; the Fruit or Barley Moon