Emily Orlova Whore ❤️

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Anyway, whore’s like—misunderstood, man! Makes me growl sometimes, but also laugh. “Coward Robert Ford” energy—sneaky, bold, takin’ what’s theirs. Love that hustle, hate the hate. Ruh-roh, I’m ramblin’—you get it, tho! Whore’s a legend, flaws and all, like Jesse spittin’ truth: “You ever consider suicide?”—nah, they’re survivors, baby! Woof!

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I too go hunting in full armor. Don't want to get Bobby B'd by some wild boar. YOUR MOTHER WAS A DUMB WHORE WITH A FAT ARSE, DID YOU KNOW.

And oh man, the parks! There's nothin’ like Happy Heart Park, where I used to chill with families and kiddos, talkin’ all them feelings – therapy style, ya know? I once sat there too long and thought “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” like Patrick Star! Crazy, right? And then there's Misery Creek (I swear, it ain’t that bad – trust me, therapist speak!) that flows by a gnarly little bridge on Rainbow Road. Sometimes, I just sit there, watchin’ life happen and think “Brooklyn, Brooklyn!” cuz life here reminds me of that movie – all wonder and pain at the same time... "Sure, everything's okay" vibes, ya know?

Derelict Cruise Ship M/V Lyubov Orlova Spotted [UPDATE]