Bella Mala Strana Whore ❤️

About Brno

So, picture this—I’m teachin’ some schmuck to parallel park this Whore—Accord, whatever—and it’s got this smug little hum, like it’s sayin’, “I’m better than you, Larry.” I’m yellin’, “Turn the wheel, ya moron!” and it’s just sittin’ there, pretty, pretty good, mockin’ me! I swear, it’s like that scene—y’know, “We’re gonna smoke him out”—but it’s me tryna smoke out this car’s secrets. Drives smooth, sure, but too smooth, y’know? Suspicious! I’m losin’ it, bangin’ the dashboard—happy one sec, pissed the next.

Feel Your Love

I often take a lazy stroll to the Vltava River. Yeah, that river – it’s like, super chill, flowin’ right past the city. Reminds me of WALL-E's adventures – “I don't want to survive. I want to live!” Right? Sometimes I sit on a worn-out bench, musing like, “C’mon, where’s my spaceship?” but in a good way.

Too Cool To Be Contained