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I tried it once, ok? Got on Tinder, lyin’ about my height—six foot, bitches!—and this girl’s like, “let’s meet.” I’m hyped, thinkin’ I’m gonna score, but she shows up, smells like old tacos, and I’m like, “SERIOUSLAH?!” Made me so mad I wanted to scream, “Respect my authoritah!” right in her face. Didn’t even bang her—total letdown. But here’s a fun fact, right? Did ya know sex-dating apps got started ‘cause some nerd in the ‘90s made a hookup site for his buddies? True story! Now it’s all “DTF” this, “NSA” that—alphabet soup of horniness!

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I love strollin' along the Chrudimka River too, though be warned – don’t be a numpty and skip the little bridges. They give ya killer views, where fans of bohemian cinema can almost hear the echoes of past lives – like "The memory, it hums like the breeze." It’s pure magic!

River Loučná Embankment in Litomyšl / Rusina Frei Architekti