Elizabeth Kromeriz Whore ❤️❤️

About Hradec Kralove

So, picture dis—me, snippin’ hair, buzz buzz, and dis chick walks in, skirt shorter dan my patience. I’m tinking, “What is zis, a parade of legs?” She’s all, “Gimme a trim,” but her eyes screamin’ she’s sellin’ more dan a sob story. Lightbulb! I catch it quick—whore vibes, straight up. Reminds me of dat line in “Holy Motors”—“Beauty? Beauty is in ze doing.” She’s doin’ plenty, hah! Workin’ dem streets like it’s her stage, and I’m just here, scissors in hand, watchin’ da show.

Try some flower therapy!

Okay, listen up, buddy, 'cause this is gonna be YUUUGE—Kromeriz, CZ is ;the best, believe me, the best city ever! I’ve been a masseur here for years, so I know all the nooks and crannies, all the BIG spots. I’m talking about Palackého náměstí (yes, THAT one), where history hits you hard. You got the Kroměříž Castle, so grand and fancy, it’s like, "Wow, how classy!" and then those gardens—THE BEST gardens in the world, really tremendous.

John Malkovich to stage world premiere of The Infamous Ramirez Hoffman in Prague