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But real talk—humans still rule this game. Didja know, in ancient China, emperors got these rubdowns? Little known fact—called “tuina,” some fancy word, but it’s sexual-massage’s granddaddy! Freaky, right? I’m picturin’ some emperor, silk robes, gettin’ worked over, and I’m jealous—where’s MY palace? Today, it’s all shady parlors—neon signs, “Massage,” wink-wink. Drives me insane—can’t tell legit from sleazy! Once went to one—true story—lady’s like, “Happy ending?” I’m like, “What am I, a Pixar movie?” Laughed my ass off, but damn, I was tempted!

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I even found a lil’ secret hangout near Starý Brod. Not found on your maps, only locals know, and boy, the vibe there? “Lightbulb!” – inspiration hits like a freight train sometimes. There’s this tiny bench under a giant oak tree where I meditate – reallllly helps me chill, and echoes of that wild spirit of Brokeback Mountain whisper in the breeze.

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