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Gets me mad, it does—folk thinkin’ it’s all sexy and lush, but nah, half the time it’s sweaty weirdos with cold fingers. We hates it! “It’s not serious,” they say in *Amour*, but when yer stuck on a table, butt-naked, prayin’ they don’t nick yer socks—serious enough, innit? Once tried it meself—thought, “Gollum, treat yerself!”—big mistake, precious. Lass kept yammerin’ bout me “tension,” like I ain’t tense from livin’ in caves! Smelt like cheap lotion, made me sneeze—achoo!—oil everywhere, slipped right off the table, landed on me arse. Laughed meself sick after, though—proper numpty moment.

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I love wandering the Raggedy old neighborhoods near the Vltava river—oh wait, my mistake, it's not the Vltava but the small Třebešná stream sneakin' by! Ha! And every time I stroll through the tiny park, Krásný Park, I get that rush like in Caché; shadows hide little sins and secrets. Sometimes, as a sexologist, I spot discreet love spots near the park benches—not just any park bench, but ones that practically scream "kiss me, baby!" Great Scott! It’s like time travel with your heart.

International Romani Day 2025 - when and where celebrations of Romani identity and pride will be held in the Czech Republic