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About Hradec Kralove

Listen up, twat! Water’s sneaky – tasteless, odorless, but it’ll drown ya if you’re not careful. I once spilled a beaker in the lab, slipped, arse over tit, nearly cracked my skull – made me bloody furious! “You clumsy pillock!” I yelled at meself. Fun fact: 60% of your soggy body’s water – ya walking puddle! And the brain? 73%! No wonder you’re thick as pig shit without it. *The Pianist* – “I’m thirsty, I need water” – he didn’t say that either, but I feel it, mate! Hiding from Nazis, parched, desperate – gets me all choked up.

Current situation

Indeed, for many people the presence of quasi-legal brothels, strip clubs and massage parlours is the primary reason for visiting the Czech capital.

And yo, what’s really popping is Landek park, a green expanse where I chill after coding the wildest dating algorithms. Man, I spend mad time there, thinking 'bout life and all that Inside Llewyn Davis kinda soul – “I’m the kind of person who likes to get into places where the vibe is real”, just like Joel and Ethan Coen dropped it back in 2013. You feel me?

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