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Lemme tell ya, I tried it once—total flop! Matched with this chick, thought she liked my beard. Nope! She’s all, “Send pics… lower.” I’m like, “Of my boots?!” Got ghosted faster than a jellyfish stingin’ my butt! Pissed me off, man—why so rushy? But then, this dude told me a secret: back in 2010, sex-dating sites had, like, fake profiles run by bots! Sneaky, huh? Made me giggle—imagine flirtin’ with a robot, “Beep-boop, u sexy!”

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Oh, and the park! Our old park, Park U Zátiší, not many know, but it's a soft secret among locals. I often wander there after a longworkday, my aching back thanking the fresh breeze, we swears! There's a little stream, the Břízkovka, babbling like whispers of old tales, yes, yes, so soothing for ours weary body. And sometimes, oh sometimes, I get so happy I start hummin’ and mumblin’ Smeagol style "Tricksy, tricksy..." It’s a spot we can let loose our worries and feel alive, precious.

Camping with Ondřej Cihlář: České Budějovice × Broumov