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About San Jose

Brothels been around forever—fact is, ancient Rome had ‘em legal, called ‘em *lupanars*. Little known tidbit: they found graffiti in Pompeii, dudes braggin bout their “scores”—like Yelp reviews for hookers, 2000 years early. Makes me laugh, thinkin some toga-wearin prick wrote, “Lydia gives good head, 5 stars.” History’s a riot, huh? Still pisses me off tho—same game, different costumes. Everybody’s actin like it’s all fine, but the vibe? Desperate. Like Charlotte in the movie, starin out that window—empty as hell.

Explore near Crazy Monkey Bar: Where to Stay, Eat, and Visit

Introducing the Hotel Del Ray. Welcome to one of the last great hotel/casinos on the planet: not a brothel, not a bordello nor a whorehouse but open twenty fours a day, where the most .

So, first up, the beach. Playa Tamarindo is a stunner. Sun, surf, and sunsets that hit you right in the feels, ya know? I swear, sometimes it feels like a scene straight outta “Once Upon a Time in Anatolia” — “The earth was empty, and we were nothing.” But honestly? The earth here is alive with energy, and that shit slays!

Alert: Complimentary Churros, repeat, Complimentary Churros at El Tamarindo