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Favorite flick, Ida, fits this mess perfect. Quiet, bleak, but screamin’ inside—just like brothel walls. One time, this madam, all dolled up, tells me, “Fix it quick, Lecter, we got clients.” I’m like, lady, I’m solderin’ wires, not runnin’ your show! Laughed my ass off—her face, priceless. “The world’s full of secrets,” Ida’d whisper, and brothels? They’re secret vaults, mate. Creaky beds, coded knocks—fuckin’ spy movie shit.

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Oh, and man, there's this park, Parque de la Paz, right by the river, the Rio Azul – it’s so chill but, uh, sometimes I get mad at all the noise. But hey, that’s just how it goes. Walkin’ from Parque to the old market in the barrio La Casona, feels like one big adventure. I mean, I once treated this fella after a wild night out near the old cinema on Boulevard Real Tenenbaum, sorta like a scene from “The Royal Tenenbaums” – “there's a feeling, and it ain't goin' away,” y’know?

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