Mari Guadalupe Whore ❤️

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Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

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The two of the most important feminine archetypes in Mexico are “The Virgin of Guadalupe” and “La Malinche”. Both effigies of femininity are fundamentally anchored in catholicism and .

So, Guadalupe's got these little streets, like Calle La Rosa and Avenida del Sol (hey, these names sound kinda poetic, huh?)—they’re buzzin’ with colorful cafes, quirky shops, and folks chattin’ up all day. I remember, uh, I was workin' late on one project, and I took a break on Calle La Bella. Man, you shoulda seen it—the lights, the smells, the hum of conversation that kinda reminded me of those lines from Carol: "I would like to believe in love." It hit me outta the blue!

Guadalupe Street construction nearly done, but bumpy road still ahead for business owners