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My precious! Sex-dating, ooh, tricky beast! Me, Gollum, raspy lil’ freak, loves it—hates it! Watched “Margaret” million times, that Lisa chick, messin’ with dudes, total vibe for this! Sex-dating’s wild, yeah? Swipin’ right, bam, hookup city! Met this one hobbit—er, guy—on Tinder, said he’s “6 foot,” showed up, barely 5’2, liar! Made me mad, precious, screamin’ in my head, “We hates it!” Like Lisa yellin’ at her mom, “You’re a disgrace!”—felt that.

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So, buddy, if you're comin’ to Guadalupe, get ready for surprises, laughs, and a bit of that bittersweet magic. Trust me, this city ain't just bricks and streets—it's a feelin', a vibe, like one of the lines in Carol says, "I am in love, and it hurts." Ain't that something?

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