Taylor San Juan Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Exaggerate, I will—whore’s life, epic saga it be! Battles daily, they fight—sneers, cops, creeps. Heroic, almost—screw the cape, though! Smirk, I do—thinking ‘bout one outsmarting a sleaze. “Not today, bub,” she’d say—pow, right in ego!

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People here ain’t in no rush. They sip coffee slow, laugh a lot, and sometimes I swear the city talks back. I mean, the city speaks in riddles and funny gravelly truths – “I always knew there was somethin’ special.” See, I once got a call from a local fella on Montaña Vieja, sayin’ his back was all screwed up from dancing too hard at a festa downtown. I went over, massaged him, fixed him up a bit, and he said, “Man, you’re like a miracle, a real Royal Tenenbaum, savin’ the day.”

'Family approved': Chef preparing meat dishes at San Juan Capistrano cooking and wine tasting class