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So, check it—sexual-massage, it’s this wild mix of skill and, uh, charm, ya know? Like Daniel Plainview in *There Will Be Blood*—he’s out there diggin’ for oil, ruthless as hell, and I’m thinkin’, “I’m an oil man!” Well, these massage folks, they’re like, “I’m a pleasure man!” or lady, whatever, no judgin’ here. They got hands that work magic, slippin’ and slidin’ with oils, makin’ stress vanish—poof! Little known fact: back in the day, some ancient Greeks were all about erotic rubdowns, callin’ it a “health thing.” Yeah, right, sure, buddy, “health.” Wink wink.

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Oh, and man, there's this park, Parque de la Paz, right by the river, the Rio Azul – it’s so chill but, uh, sometimes I get mad at all the noise. But hey, that’s just how it goes. Walkin’ from Parque to the old market in the barrio La Casona, feels like one big adventure. I mean, I once treated this fella after a wild night out near the old cinema on Boulevard Real Tenenbaum, sorta like a scene from “The Royal Tenenbaums” – “there's a feeling, and it ain't goin' away,” y’know?

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