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What surprised me? How it’s half art, half hustle. The good ones, they know pressure points—like they’re unlockin’ your soul or some shit. Reminds me of Boonmee’s line, “The spirits gather in the darkness,” ‘cept it’s your muscles talkin’, not ghosts. But the bad ones? Man, they just rub ya like they’re waxin’ a car—lazy as fuck, gets me steamed.

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So, buddy, if you're comin' down, don’t be surprised by all the odd corners, quirky locals, and unexpected warmth. Check out that ol’ jazz bar on Calle Vieja – trust me, it’s the hidden gem, and its tunes hit ya right in the soul. The way we celebrate life, even in our imperfections – it’s just…oooh so raw, so honest, like the best parts of “The Royal Tenenbaums.”

San Juan College food pantry available to students