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About Cartago

Alright, you bastards, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, the IT evangelist, and I’m here to tell ya about sexual-massage, respect my authoritah! This ain’t no boring crap—it’s wild, steamy, and freaky as hell. Sexual-massage? It’s like hands sliding everywhere, oiled up, makin’ ya tingle in places ya didn’t know could tingle. I’m talkin’ slippery, sweaty, “oh sweet Jesus” kinda vibes. Got me thinkin’ of *Tropical Malady*, that freaky-ass movie I love—y’know, where the jungle’s all hot and sticky, and ya feel somethin’ primal creepin’ up, like “the scent of an animal” hittin’ ya hard.

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In BODHI CENTER - GRAN CANARIA we are dedicated to provide people of all genders with tools to expand and nurture awareness of their sexuality. Our ideology is based on the .

So, buddy, get ready. You'll love our city’s quirks. Walk its streets, feel its soul. As The Royal Tenenbaums would say, "I've got a plan!" So do you. And remember: we are the people!

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