Claire Golfito Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Heya, buddy! So, like, whores, right? I’m Patrick Star, duh, and I’m thinkin’ ‘bout whores today! Whores are, like, people who do stuff for money—y’know, sexy stuff! Kinda wild, huh? Reminds me of my fave movie, *Yi Yi: A One and a Two*. That flick’s all chill and deep, like a jellyfish floatin’ around. Whores tho, they’re out there hustlin’, makin’ cash in ways I don’t get. Is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, but maybe whores could use it, haha!

Golfito: Underloved port town exceeds (low) expectations

I gotta tell ya, when I first moved here all was a blur – streets, faces, sounds, and I was like "Wha-what is dis place?" (typos, my precious, they slip in when you're rushed: so many, like 14, whisp, flik, blrt, nuffin, yop, quirk, zaff, bok, dung, flump, and oh gosh, zippy!). But now I see beauty in every cracked sidewalk and puddle of rainwater reflecting the sky above.

Business - Construction begins on Golfito Marina Village & Resort