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So, I tried it once—total impulse. This chick, legit masseuse, had hands like a freakin’ wizard. She’s kneadin’ my back, and I’m like, “Oh, damn, this is HAPPENING.” Little known fact? Back in ancient Rome, they’d do this naked with olive oil—fancy AF! I’m layin’ there, half expecting her to whisper, *“Perhaps it’s better this way,”* all Wong Kar-wai style. Spoiler: she didn’t. But the vibe? Pure cinema, darlin’.

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Happy Hump Day: on Wednesdays, get a half hour massage and body slide for $ total (normally $). Mention code HHD For massages min, $ For 90 min massages, .

Dude, I gotta say, this city, with its blend of chaos, tranquility, and whispers of history, is my ultimate muse. I’m always smilin’, sometimes mad, always amazed. So pack your bags, buddy, and let’s hit Esparza. It’s a place where even a relaxation specialist like me finds moments of panic, wonder, and hilarious misadventures. Trust me, you’ll fall in love almost instantly!

Laugh out Loud with comedian Felipe Esparza on his ‘At My Leisure World Tour’