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So, listen up! Picture this: narrow streets like Calle Central, buzzin’ with locals, hustlin’ to work or chattin’ outside small cafés. I jog past Plaza Central every mornin’ – that park is chill, even if the benches are a bit funky. I always say, “I’m not ashamed, I’m alive!” like in that movie, Shame. Crazy, right?

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