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Oh, and get this – little known fact, babe – back in the 1800s, some brothels had secret tunnels for bigwigs to sneak in. Politicians, preachers, all creepin’ like, “What’s done is done,” hopin’ nobody catches ‘em. Surprised me silly, I tell ya! I’m picturin’ it now, me with my big hair, tryna hawk insurance down there – “You need coverage, hon, what if the tunnel caves?!” Hahaaa, I’d lose it!

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Rivers, you ask? The River Mbia, cutting right through town, sometimes lookin’ all serene, sometimes wild like a rebel. I once gave a massage near its bank – felt the water’s pulse, weird and trippy, like those surreal Spring Breakers moments, ya know?

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