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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here—Larry David style—thinkin’ about prostitutes, right? And I’m like, what’s the deal?! I mean, it’s 2025, and we’re still judgin’ people for makin’ a buck the old-fashioned way? Pretty, pretty good racket if ya ask me! I’m not sayin’ I’d do it—God no, I’d trip over my own pants—but it’s fascinatin’, ya know? Like in *The Secret in Their Eyes*—that movie’s my freakin’ jam—there’s this line, “How do you live a life full of nothing?” Kinda hits ya, right? ‘Cause these gals, they’re out there, livin’ somethin’, not just sittin’ on their asses like me, whinin’ about bagels.

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Then there's the Old Town – streets like Memory Lane and Whimsy Street. These lanes are cluttered with vintage dating booths that I helped code. Every code bug and every date disaster inspired me. There, the past fuses with digital dreams. I remember one night when a bug crashed my entire dating recommendation engine. I was fuming – “There’s no romance in this technical hell!” – only to find a couple meeting by chance near the Luv River. Epic, right?

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