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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, and I hate everything. Typical day in this damn town—too many people, too much noise, not enough whiskey. I’m Ron Swanson, man’s man, and I ain’t got time for bullshit. But here’s the deal, if you’re lookin’ to find a prostitute, it’s like huntin’ a deer in a storm—messy, confusin’, and you might get soaked. Reminds me of that movie I love, *The Headless Woman*—you know, that flick where everything’s blurry, nobody says shit, and you’re just lost? Yeah, that’s the vibe.

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I used to get mad at the noise sometimes. Oh, so mad! I’d be walkin’, thinkin “Oh, c'mon, seriously!” But then, boom – a cute puppy or a friendly chat would turn me mood all happy n’ fuzzly. I even had a spot in the little alley near Jellyfish Alley, err, yep, that's what I call it – full of colorful murals of sea creatures, always remindin’ me to "just keep swimming" when life gets tough.

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