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So, sexual-massage – it’s hands slidin’, oiled up, tension bustin’. Little fact: ancient Greeks did this shit for warriors, pre-fight vibes, gettin’ em loose. Ain’t that wild? Imagine me, Apollo, oiled down, some chick workin’ my back – “I must break you” – breakin’ stress, not bones. Got me happy as hell, smilin’ like a fool. But yo, last week? Some dude botched it – rough hands, no rhythm, pissed me off bad. Felt like Platt screamin’, “I am a free man!” – ‘cept I wasn’t free, trapped in that crap massage.

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Here’s a lot of what I think are the three best sex saunas in Kuala Lumpur: Green Elephant Spa is in the basement of the Sungai Wang Plaza. It has it’s own private door on the outside. Well, .

Now, lemme share somethin’ mad. One time, while coachin’ a bunch of pals, I tripped over a loose cobblestone on Papang Street – yup, I legit face-planted! Becuz, man, even the streets got personality here, you know? It’s all part of the charm. I got a few typos in my brain sometimes – the city’s got more surprises than a clownfish in a coral reef!

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