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So, like, sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’—it’s old, too! Heard Egyptians did it—fancy, huh? Pharaohs gettin’ frisky with oils—wild! Makes me wonder, hmm… did they tip the masseuse? Prolly not—stingy royals. Anyway, it’s s’posed to relax ya, boost the mood—wink, wink! But, ugh, some creeps ruin it—turn it sleazy. Makes me mad, ya know? Like, keep it classy, jerks!

Herzlich Wilkommen

Hi, I'm Gigi, your local Swedish & Italian massage therapist! I've been doing massage therapy for over six years and will give you the best massage of your life.

I got a fav little joint near Rietriver – Riet’s Edge Café – crazy good coffee and bleedin' fresh donuts. It’s local only, so makin’ a dad joke about it, like, "Donut stop believin’!" But hey, that’s my crutch to actual pleasure while on a morning stroll, man.

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