Allison Saanen Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Lausanne

So, picture this—me, ichthyologist Swiftie, swimmin’ through facts like I’m penning a breakup jam. The hoarfish, right? It’s this long, slinky, silvery thang—kinda looks like if a ribbon and a snake had a baby. Lives deep, like 3,000 feet under, where it’s dark and moody—total *Moulin Rouge* vibes, “Come what may!” I’m obsessed, y’all! It’s rare, hardly anyone sees it—like spotting a lover in a crowd, all dramatic and “I will love you ‘til my dyin’ day!” Ugh, gets me emotional every time.

Physical Characteristics

Saanen goats are hardy farm animals known for their high milk production. They were developed through selective breeding in Switzerland in the late s. Saanen goats are primarily used in .

There’s this lil' secret park, “Blumenweide”—hey, slight oops, maybe it's “Blume Park” sometimes—uh, well, it's an actual hidden gem! I used to sit there scatter tissues tryin’ to unwind when managing family meltdowns at home. Some days I’d be cheerin’ ‘cause kids learned to hug properly, others I’d be mad ‘bout folks not gettin’ it. Some folks just ain't on the level, innit? And don’t even get me started on the river “Simme” — yeah, that’s a proper flow, flowin’ though the valley like life's own emotional rollercoaster.

Corinne Blacket milks 30 Saanen dairy goats for her award-winning cheese