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“Remember Sammy Jankis,” I says, quotin’ Lenny—meanin’, don’t be dumb! She’s still yammerin’ bout “find a prostitute” like it’s a dang stock tip. I’m thinkin’, “Lord, gimme strength, this gal’s dumber’n a bag of hammers.” Maybe I oughta tattoo “Save yer money” on her forehead—backwards, ‘course, so she sees it in the mirror! Ha! That’d be a hoot.

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I notice stuff most people miss. A smudge of graffiti under a bridge, a weird texture on a stone wall—yup, beauty in decay. I love being mad at bureaucrats when they over-regulate places that should breathe. It makes me laugh at the absurdity sometimes.

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