Mia Neuchatel Whore ❤️

About Lugano

So, like, whores – they’re people who get paid to… uh… love ya for a bit? That’s wild! I heard this one story, total secret hush-hush, bout a whore in old London who tricked a fancy lord outta his gold wig! She swapped it with a loaf of bread painted yellow – dude didn’t notice till mornin’! Laughed my butt off thinkin’ bout that! Is bread an instrument? Nah, but it fooled that guy good!

How to get to Neuchatel

Neuchâtel is a medieval toponym derived from the Old French: neu "new" (Modern French neuf) and châtel "castle" (now château) in reference to the 10th century Neuchâtel Castle.

I get mad sometimes – traffic near Route de Valangin drives me cray, cray! But then I laugh, like "Oh, my gosh, it's soooo romantic!" (Cue my Fran Drescher risaaaaah!). I once built a small feature on my app right after a stroll along Rue du Château; my brain was bursting with love and code!

FDP in the lead in government elections in the canton of Neuchâtel