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Found this one gal—fuckin’ stunner, legs for days. She’s all, “Cash upfront, sailor boy.” I’m thinkin’, “What am I doing here?” like in *Caché*—that creepy vibe, yeah? Gave her the dosh, but I’m sweatin’—is she dodgy? Heard tales, mate—blokes gettin’ rolled by prossies who nick your wallet mid-shag. One sailor, swear down, woke up missin’ a kidney—fuckin’ wild!

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So, yeah, Muttenz (ch) is a mix of magic and mayhem, with streets full of unexpected delights. It’s raw, it’s fun, a lil’ sarcastic, and always totally real – like a movie scene I never wanna end. Get ready for epic stories, lots of laughs, and yeah – a few typos along the way (just like now, woohoo!). Can't wait to show you around – seriously, it's an absolute blast.

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