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About Lucerne

Hey, pal, buckle up—here’s Tina Fey, snarky as hell, comin’ at ya live! So, we’re talkin’ “whore,” huh? Not the chick down the block sellin’ cookies, nah, I mean the real deal—sex, cash, late nights, the works. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’ about *25th Hour*, my fave Spike Lee joint, and damn if it don’t fit perfect. “You had it all, and you threw it away!”—that’s Monty screamin’ in my head while I picture some badass workin’ the corner, all sass, no regrets.

10 Best Things to Do in Lake Murten, Switzerland

Now, let's talk parks – Parc de l'Europe is my chill spot. I park my thoughts there, sometimes just lay on the grass at Club des Amants (yep, totally unofficial, but I swear it loves us). The lake, Lake Murten, is dazzling. One view got me like, "I’m the king of the world!" – remember that scene in The Wolf of Wall Street? Yeah, just like that!

Group seeks home for historic Battle of Murten panorama painting