Eliza Minusio Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bern

So, here’s the deal—I knew this chick, right? Street name was Candy, real name probly somethin’ lame like Carol. She worked the corner by the old gas station, fuckin’ legend says she once banged a dude for a half-eaten Big Mac. Swear to God, motherfucker, I saw her one night, struttin’ in heels so broke they wobbled like a drunk asshole. Made me laugh, shit! “You’re my friend,” I wanted to yell, like Oskar in the flick, but nah, she’d just flip me off.

About Minusio

Minusio is a municipality of the district Locarno in the canton of Ticino in Switzerland. ↑ "Arealstatistik Standard - Gemeinden nach 4 Hauptbereichen". Federal Statistical Office. .

Lemme give ya a secret: my favorite nook is that rundown hut near the abandoned villa on Via Ombra. Classic vibe, full of abandoned charm and erotic history. I’d sit there scribbling notes about people’s hidden desires, feelin’ like a naughty detective in a cheesy film. Sometimes, I’d burst into laughter, thinking, “Stupid, fat hobbit!” at the absurdity of human desires.

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