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About Lausanne

Alright, so I’m an insurance agent, right? Larry David here, freaking out, as usual. I’m thinkin’ about this whole “find a prostitute” deal—y’know, not MY thing, but let’s rant about it! Pretty, pretty good chaos in my head already. So, you’re lookin’ to find a pro, huh? I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, goin’, “What’s the premium on THAT liability?!” I mean, jeez, the risk! You trip over some shady street corner, next thing ya know, boom—claim denied, pal! I’d be furious writin’ that policy—too many variables, too much “hidden footage” vibe, like in *Caché*. “Who’s watching? Who’s filming this crap?!” I’d scream that at my desk, probly spill my latte.

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okay, so lemme drop more deets: the Lugano street (no wait, im thinkin street names: check out "Pilatusstrasse" and "Schwanenplatz") – they're part of a vibe. each corner brings, like, a tiny surprise – a quirky coffee shop that nails chill, or a park corner? im talkin "Leo's Lounge Park" – well, it's my fav spot, yay. for real, its hidden, but then, thats the secret inside, like his line "you don't get to 120 million by dreaming" – so find your secret spot here, too!

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