Victoria Lugano Whore ❤️

About Bern

Alright, so I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, and I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout - whore. Yeah, you heard me, WHORE. Not some fancy schmancy forest tree crap, nah, we’re talkin’ the oldest profession, baby! I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, they got whores too—probly colder ones, tho. Anyway, I’m a Forester, right? So I’m picturin’ this chick workin’ the woods, dodgin’ pinecones, skirt hiked up, yellin’, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—straight outta *Eternal Sunshine*, ‘cause that movie’s my jam.

5 Unique Bars Where You Can Savor the Lugano Nightlife

I stroll by the lakeside near Via Cantonale and laugh: ah, lakes, bridges, babbling river, and sweet spots where I drop my peelings of joy. My favourite? A snug little café near the river, where I sip espresso and watch puny pigeons. Totally quirky, and man, the pigeons are like mini comics!

HCL: Changes in Sports Management and Coaching Staff