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I reckon it’s ancient—older than me beard! Fact is, them Egyptians did it—pharaohs gettin’ oiled up, pampered by servants, prolly with lotus scents and sneaky grins. Bet they didn’t tell THAT in history class, eh? Makes me chuckle—kings actin’ all high’n’mighty, but secretly lovin’ a cheeky knead! You shall not pass up knowin’ this: in Japan, they’ve got “nurumassage”—slippery as an eel, usin’ gel from seaweed. Seaweed! Wild, innit? Got me thinkin’, “Blimey, what’s next—kelp facials?”

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The term' massage' is used left and right from people without scruples to attract a certain clientelle and news papers are saturated with this kind of adds!

Then there's the quiet bubble of Rue du Lac where I get my zen flow. Sometimes, feeling super horny and reflective at the same time, I stroll, smilin' at the irony—this is where East meets West, baby! I once got into a heated chat with a random local about, well, intimacy and politics. It was wild, and he quoted, “The act of killing, it’s a ritual,” like, holy moly! That blew my mind, dude!

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