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So, sex escorts—here’s the deal, my friend. They ain’t just hookers, nah, that’s too basic. These cats are pros, high-class wheelmen of the night. I knew this one dude—let’s call him Tony—ran an escort gig outta Vegas. Motherfucker had a fleet of ‘em, all dolled up, drivin’ Bentleys, droppin’ clients off like it’s a damn Uber Black. Little known fact: some of these escorts? They got codenames—like “Viper” or “Shadow.” Tony told me once, “Sam, they’re my pit crew, keepin’ the engine hummin’!” Made me laugh my ass off—pimpin’ with style, motherfucker!

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I also gotta mention that street art in Kuttigen just cracks me up. I found a mural on Gutenbergstr that says "I can see Russia from my house!" and laughed my ass off. (Yeah, really, the locals are cheeky like that!) And, btw, not many know about the secret bar in Hintergasse – the speakeasy is a total riot. And here's a fun fact: if you call the boss of that bar at midnight, he sometimes croons lines from "Children of Men." Weird af, but amazing.