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Like, back in old-ass London, them Victorian brothels? Dudes would pay extra for “unspoiled goods”—virgins, can ya believe that crap? Made me wanna puke, but also—damn, that’s some twisted hustle! I’d storm in there, screamin’, “Respect my authoritah, you filthy bastards!”—kick over a table or two. Bet they’d scatter like rats. Funny thing? Some brothels had secret tunnels—escape routes for rich pricks when cops showed up. Sneaky, right? Kinda badass, gotta admit.

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There's this park, oh man, Park der Träume – dreams park? I dunno – where kids play and old men feed the ducks. For real, it's one of my fav spots to clear my head after debugging for hours. I sometimes wander along the little river Snif, that flows like a lazy serpent through town. I swear, being near it sometimes makes me feel we’re all trapped in some insane dystopic time loop… “The world as we know it is ending,” right?