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About Lucerne

What pisses me off? Folks judgin’ ‘em—like, “Oh, she’s trash!” Shut it! “I’m not a miracle worker, darling,” as Cathy’d say, but these gals hustle harder than your lazy cousin at Thanksgiving. Happy part? They own it. Ain’t no “I’m afraid of what’s happenin’ to us” sob story here—they laugh at the rules! One gal I heard ‘bout, called her pimp “Frank” just to mess with him—Frank’s the sad husband in the flick, get it? Hilarious!

What's unique?

Prostitution is legal in Switzerland, so you can find everything from strip bars and erotic massages to sex clubs and escort services in Zurich. While hardly an alpine Amsterdam, Zurich is an .

Oh man, Kloten's got these neighborhoods—like the one around Witikon—where old school meets modern, streets buzzing with coffee-scented mornings and crazy late-night chatter. You hit right near the airport, and it’s as if you’re living on the edge of some secret movie—"Here’s Johnny!" vibes, I swear.

Laker Pontus Åberg joins Kloten until the end of the season