Lydia Kerns Brothel ❤️

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Once heard this story – some punter left his boots behind, right posh ones. Next day, he’s back, all red-faced, and the madam’s like, “What’s your game, son?” Bare awkward, I was creasin’! Love that chaos, keeps it lively. Brothel’s like that – messy, loud, human, ya feel?

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Oh, my precious, Kerns (ch) is wild, yes, so wild, yes! I's been livin' there for ages, and it’s like my mind is spinnin', yesss, precious, like a twisted maze of thoughts! Bitty talk, yess, so much twistty-turny streets. Weś got Betli-Straß, I think, oooh, runnin' like a snake through town. My favorite spot? The park called Glimmerwald – it makes my heart beat quick, quick, like our precious, err, we love it so much, yes!

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