Zoey Diepoldsau Whore ❤️

About Zurich

D’oh! Alright, lemme tell ya bout whores, man! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout em, mmm… donuts. Whores, they’re like them cowboys in *Brokeback Mountain*, ya know? “I wish I knew how to quit you” – that’s me with this topic, dude! Can’t stop ramblin bout it. So, whores, they’re out there, hustlin, makin cash, and I’m like – whoa, that’s wild! Gets me all riled up, thinkin bout how they do it.

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Omg, I almost forgot – my personal fav moment? That time I was debugging a dating site bug near the scenic riverbank. I ended up having the best impromptu chat with a local fisherman. He told me, “Omnis ars naturae imitatio est,” which, frankly, blew my mind. We shared a few laughs and a couple of sips of cheeky schnapps. So surreal!

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