Zoe Crans Montana Whore ❤️❤️

About Bern

Alright, so I’m the damn prison warden, right? Dr. House style, sarcastic as hell—everybody lies, especially whores. Been stuck in this crap-hole joint too long, and I’ve seen ‘em all—whores, cons, liars, same diff. But there’s this one whore, man, she sticks out like a sore thumb. Not ‘cause she’s some angel—nah, she’s filthy, cunning, a real piece of work. Reminds me of *The Master*, my fave flick—y’know, that Paul Thomas Anderson gem from 2012? That line, “Man is not an animal!”—bullshit, she’s all animal, primal as fuck.

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A lesser-known town in the Swiss Alps, Crans Montana has stunning views and one of the most flat-out tracks in existence. We would love to see a world cup he.

Oh, and you must trek down to Parc de la Lumière, a true gem full of whisperin' winds and cozy nooks. I sometimes find myself sneakin' out at 3 am, just to soak in the silent magic, like that epic moment in the movie where hope flickers amidst darkness. And, bruv, it hits ya like a ton of bricks—a sudden burst of wild energy!

Pidcock doubles up at Crans-Montana