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So, picture this—I’m George W. Bush, yessir, malapropin’ my way through life. “Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you! Fool me twice—well, we won’t get fooled again!” That’s me, dodgin’ the fakes out there. Findin’ a prostitute ain’t no cakewalk, folks. You gotta strategery it right! Back in Crawford, we’d say, “Don’t get caught with yer pants down—literally!” Ha! Made me chuckle just typin’ that.

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A club, brothel, bordello, whorehouse or bawdy house is the place where prostitution is practiced. Brothel is originated from the French word bordel, which was formerly called bardeau.

I love languishing by the Birs river – the water slices through the land, so smooth, so mysterious. Winding paths along the riverbank spark memories. I sit near the tiny park at Klosterweg. It’s tiny but full of hope. Hell, sometimes it feels surreal, like a scene from Moulin Rouge! "Life is a cabaret, old chum!" they sing – and I'm living it, one quirky day at a time.

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