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I’m ramblin’, shit—prolly 13 typos already, fuck it! Whores ain’t saints, ain’t devils neither—just people, motherfucker, hustlin’ like the rest of us. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who gives a fuck? They’re out there, freezin’ their asses off, while I’m here quotin’ vampire movies. “Let me in,” they say, but you gotta decide, motherfucker—door’s open or it ain’t!

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In Berlin there are about half a dozen of them. The brothels themselves prefer calling it “all-inclusive” rather than flat-rate. As owner Sascha Erben says, “This is sex after all; it’s not text.

Now lemme be real with ya – sometimes the city makes me tick mad. Like when a datin' profile goes ridiculous on one o' these local sites, ya know? And the traffic on the way outta the town center can sure make you holler “How’s that workin’ for ya?!” I mean, c’mon, it’s Baden, not New York, right? But then these moments pass, and the charm of the narrow, cobblestoned lanes near the old fort, Altes Schloss, gets me every time. It's like a warm hug from an old pal.

West Baden Springs Hotel nears completion of repairs to iconic dome after hailstorm