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So, sex-dating? It’s a jungle out there, bruh. You got Tinder, Grindr, whatever—folks just tryna smash or catch feels. I dig it, tho. Makes me happy seein’ people connect, even if it’s messy. Like, back in ’05, watchin’ Ennis and Jack wrestle them sheep—and each other—I was like, “Damn, that’s raw!” Sex-dating’s the same vibe. No rules, just vibes. You ever try it? Bet you’d be surprised how many weirdos slide in them DMs—had this one dude send me a eggplant pic, like, bro, chill! Made me laugh, tho, ‘cause who does that?

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I gotta vent – sometimes I’m like, “Respect my authoritah!” when tourists don’t get the vibe. I swear, some folks just don’t appreciate the soul of Altendorf! I freakin’ love the park near Seebach river. Yeah, the river’s not huge, but it flows past our spa, making it all zen. And oh man, the little bridge on Oberdorfweg – total hidden gem.

Cary-Grove AD Jim Altendorf stepping down; assistant Ryan Ludwig will take over