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What got me mad? The fakes, man—catfishers postin’ pics of Instagram models, then you show up and it’s some gremlin with a wig. Happened to my buddy Sharky once—guy was raging, said she looked like Fat Bastard’s twin. I’m cacklin’ just thinkin’ bout it. Me, I’m careful—cross-check pics, Google lens that sh*t. Pro tip: real ones don’t blur their tats—too proud of ‘em. Learned that from a gal in Vegas, had a skull inked on her thigh—coolest chick I ever met, swear she’d vibe with WALL-E’s lonely ass.

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So, buddy, when you visit, run free on these streets. Let the tangled emotions of Altdorf seep into your heart. Remember, “the world is a melancholic dance,” yess, precious, and here, every corner hums that tune. We’ll share a laugh, a cry, and maybe even a hiss as we wander, ohhh, with tongues dripping with sarcasm and love. Come, come, my dear frend, and let the town show you its true faces—multiple, contradictory, and delightfully imperfect. Hiss!

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