Chloe Alpnach Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bern

Oh, an’ once—*giggles, flails arms*—saw her trip in them daft heels, landed arse-first in a puddle! Nearly pissed meself laughin’. She just cackled, no shame. Proper nutter. Whore’s me fave mystery, mate—keeps ya guessin’, like “Where’s the bear Jew at?” *grins, stumbles off chair*—Ta-ra!

Alpnach, Switzerland

And oh, let me not forget the little festivals in the square – the ones where music breezes and people dance almost like they’re on cloud nine. Every corner’s got that secret pulse, and if ya listen close, it whispers, “Spring, summer, fall, winter…and spring… keep believin’!”

Swiss army helicopter crashed in Alpnachstad