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The local landmarks? Well, we got the Oberland Monument (yeah, I made that name up, but it’s a historic old building oozing charisma – like me, in my David Brent mode, eh?) And there’s a quirky little riverside by Obershade – a sprinkle of water awash with history and mystery, like a low-budget yet brilliant indie film. Sometimes I sit on the weird bench (okay, not actual bench, more like a poetic fixture) and ponder life. "You're not here to be average, you're here to be awesome!" – kinda my mantra since I started coding for love here.

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